Case: You are cordially invited to attend and be on the guestlist of Jeff, Kenneth, and Jon’s party on the 30th.
Culprit
1: Jeff Mui, a.k.a. Mui-Mui, JMui, Jeffrey BB, the “Pimp” (*wtf*): The
easily recognizable figure that roams the streets of Lan Kwai with his
ridiculously oversized t-shirts and baggy jeans. Jeffrey remains
“single”, he cannot legally declare his status with 15 year old
bitches.
Culprit 2: Kenneth King, a.k.a KK, King Kong,
K-nizzle: Supposedly Mr. “If he’s the hot shit, I’m the spicy shit”.
The best last name in the world. Seems to pimp around Cali in his bmw,
but is actually a N-e-r-d who likes to read philosophy more than Maxim,
and enjoys meditation more than masturbation. No, he is not gay.
Culprit
3: Jon Tam, a.k.a J Tam, Tammer, the Taminator (*gasp*), the real Pimp:
Some says he looks like Bruce Lee, some says he looks like Eason Chan.
Whatever. The Taminator is sexy, and he makes all the guys wonder how
much he paid god off.
The situation: On a stormy night of exam
week, in the little corners of their college rooms, Jeff, Kenneth, and
Jon got high on crack and decided to throw a get-together party for
their friends to celebrate the end of 2005.
The verdict: You
are in trouble for knowing either one of them, regardless of how you
managed it (from school, from parties, or from growing up together).
You are invited to take part at “The Block Party” as a guest, to
reflect on your whack karma for knowing them, to enjoy an
all-night-long open bar, and to party into the last day of the year
2K5.
Together, let us celebrate the end of 2K5 in fashion!
